Clit-Orations

Give Me these wings.

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At Twitter, aagblog tweets:

Confession: When BDSM bloggers refer to masters as Him I think they’re referring to God.Which is kinda weird when the post is about fisting.

I don’t think that’s weird at all; don’t you think of Me as your God (or Goddess), no matter what I have you do or do to you?

Isn’t that part of the whole thing?

Oh, don’t forget to follow Me at Twitter; you follow Me everywhere else. *wink*

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Have you ever put a blanket over a puppy and watched it blindly thrust it’s tiny head, trying to find a way out of such madness?

That’s how I picture your dick in your pants when you’re looking at pictures of Me — blindly thrusting, hoping for a release from the madness.

Bonus points if I hear those soft pleading whines.

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Just a little note about the situation at NiteFlirt…

Yes, the “upgrades” and “platform changes” are taking longer than NF has anticipated; yes, it there are problems and frustrations for all. This is why your little piece of trailer trash is being kinder than usual *wink*

NiteFlirt is slowly getting back online and on the phone lines — they are not going away, and I am still here to torture, tease & please you. I’m hoping this message can help us with that.

Currently, NF is on a beta or testing site. The URLs have changed, including PPV games. Currently, you can find my listings here: http://beta.niteflirt.com/users/Not%20Your%20Angel

Looking at that URL, you might see the differences:

- there’s a “beta.” before the main site name

- there’s a “/user/” between the site name and the flirt’s name/ID

So you might — might — be able to find your other flirts that way.

Given the technological bumps — that disconnected calls (or those unable to be continued without the usual 1 minute warnings and options to add funds to your account) can disturb otherwise smooth sailing self-flailing — and the increased number of messages I’m receiving to help y’all, I suggest we restrict our play to PPV games and messages for the time being. (Don’t whine; it’s your number one favorite pastime!)

Should you have any problems with messaging me via NiteFlirt, I suggest you let me know by posting a comment at my blog, Clit-Orations, where a copy of this message is also posted.

I hope this helps you — because with all this tension, I sure could use a little extra release, how ’bout you?

Get ready to squeal, piglet!
Trailer Trash Angel (Not Your Angel)

PS While I work at NiteFlirt, I am not an employee of NiteFlirt and as such, I may not be able to address your concerns and issues — however, you don’t come to me for technological issues, do you? You come to me for a different sort of servicing, don’t you? So let’s see how we can get back to that, shall we?

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My cousin enlisted my help to cuckold her husband. Here’s the whole dirty story — with 30 photos!

Enter the Cherry Picked Post password to see it all.

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Chatting with fresh meat at NiteFlirt — a new phone siren named Klaudia (who has a HUGE foot & shoe fetish, even if she won’t call it that). And the conversation goes a little something like this:

Me: Workin’ the naughty librarian fantasy, huh.

Klaudia: Yup.

Me: Think ‘quiet’ will work on the phone?

Klaudia: Well, I may be quiet back in the stacks, but…

Me (smelling a great story): But…?

Klaudia: Well, let’s put it this way; I’m not exactly whispering when I’m using my Hitachi Magic Wand.

Me: Yeah?

Klaudia: Yeah. Today I had the morning off, and well, I was trying to get off before the mailman would arrive and hear me screaming on the other side of the wall — but I heard him at the box (the mail box, not my box lol) and instead of stopping I said to myself, “Mailman, this one’s for you,” and screamed my way to squirting a mess on the towels I’d put down on the couch.

Me: Awesome. And I’m pretty sure that will work on the phone, girl.

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Hey girls, and sissies, check out Coochy Creme: The name raises eyebrows but the shaving lotion won’t raise razor bumps.

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He: Suck my cock.

:silence:

He (nudging me): Didja hear me? Suck my cock.

Me: This is so not the droid you are looking for.

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What is it about 80s music that makes me wanna make sissy maids — all in a row of bent over crinolines.

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Sure, you know how to buy us gifts — but do you know how to properly present them? Try wrapping them in this.

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