Dead Piggies In Your Lap (AKA Piggies Who Block)

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August 15th, 2009 >> Trailer Trash Angel Is Not Your Angel

Quite often the piggies block. It used to be upsetting. But now I’m not only used to it, I’ve come to expect and predict it.

Like a candy dish on a co-worker’s desk, or cake left on the counter, they fear that every time they pass me, they’ll sneak a piece. All those pieces add up. Since they cannot control themselves (and who can blame them? they are weak piggies), they use the “block” feature to keep me hidden.

Acting like their own cock-blockers, they actually compliment me.

It’s their way of saying, “It’s not you, it’s me,” as they protect themselves from the addiction.

About 1/3 return anyway; the rest I see addicted to some other sweet at NiteFlirt — for a short time, anyway.

Only two have made their apologies or justifications before blocking. Which was rather sweet, really; but they then hit block so quickly that I could not thank them, or warn them of their folly.

Image from Daily Mail’s article on Kira Reilly.

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