Clit-Orations

Hey, loser, hand your my money over.  …All you’ll be left with is the despair.

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Only when I say I have ashtray feet, I mean real ones; from obliging piggies, like you.

Yes, losers, there’s an ashtray in the photo. I know how easily distracted you are by tits, but jeebus.

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Because this trailer trash girl loves her cliterature, I’ve been reading fellow NiteFlirt Klaudia‘s Pump & Grind Newsletter. When I read the following, I asked if I could share it here with members — and Klaudia agreed:

Being a sexy librarian, I’ve done some research on the appeal of high heeled shoes — specifically, those heels which are eight inches or taller.

My knowledge base includes more than my anecdotal evidence — while rather vast in experience, it certainly isn’t in grand enough numbers to be empirical! *wink* But I have hard science to back it up…

Members can read the Cherry-Picked Post (and you can join here to get the password); otherwise, you can subscribe to the sexy librarian’s shoe fetish newsletter here.

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If you’re lucky, that is.

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