Clit-Orations

I have to get my buzz on somehow, so you’d better improve your licking or I’ll replace you with a toy.

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Maybe I’m just used to giant dicks. …Obviously not the dicks of callers, but the men in my real life. Anyway, I think her arm looks like a dick.

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Via Miss Killer.

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Wear a piggy shower cap.

It probably won’t get you laid; but then you’re a loser and weren’t getting laid anyway.

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A Devil’s trident piercing in my ear!

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Not only do I want this Trailer Trash Red Double Tattoo Heart Necklace, but I want you to be my very own red-necked submissive wonder and wear one yourself.

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I’m both a bitch and trailer trash!

Via PositiveNation.

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Got a fetish for fashion? Be it shoes, lingerie, stockings, skirts — or anything — a team of fashion and fetish experts will tell you what your fetish means about you — and where it will lead you!

Shoes…

Panties…

Business suits and blouses…

Stockings…

Silky slips…

Slutty short skirts…

This special invitation only event is lead by four experts in fashion and fetish, offering everything from fetish fortune telling (where we give personality profiles and predictions based on your individual fashion fetish) to make-overs (both in terms of sissification and how to behave like a proper submissive), as well as other special offers.

Experts include *:

Slip of a Girl: A self-professed “lingerie obsessive with a kinky sensual streak,” Slip’s very popular lingerie blog and personal shopping service have been serving men and women alike for nearly 5 years.

Lusty Librarian Klaudia: Don’t let Klaudia’s own professed shoe fetish make you think her expertise is limited to footwear only — she’s a very educated girl and quite the mistress of kink!

Pinkie: A lifestyle submissive, Pinkie will approach the many pragmatics of fashion and fetish “from the point of view of the fetishized object, so to speak.” She’s also an expert in being a Lipstick Submissive TM.

Not Your Angel aka Trailer Trash Angel: This bewitching brat has been using her good looks and gypsy lineage to dominate, mock, and use men since she’s been of legal age. While in some states that’s just 4 years, this 25 year old brat says, “I may be trailer trash, but I’m pretty damn picky about My sissies!”

* The individual experts involved in your reading are based on your particular interests, style and needs. (Tributes requesting a specific expert listed to be included in your evaluation or reading will be honored.)

This special event is full of PPV buttons, offers, etc. that will not be available to anyone not on this list. So get on the list, boys & girls, because you don’t want to miss a thing!

To get on the list, message Me and beg to be added to the free “Fashion Fetish” list asap.

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Well, actually, it’s more like me dressing you up in your own lust, piggy.

(Man wearing pig nose via Getty Images.)

Get the look with the McPiggly Cop Sunglasses set — it has a pig nose attached to the sunglasses and even has a piggy tail for you to wear.

Or, for you sissies, how about the Miss Piggy set? It includes the long wavy blonde hair, tiara, pig ears, and a pig nose.

Either way, you’ll have the look. …And don’t worry, I’ll help provide the squeals *wink*

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