you Are A Bore; But What About Me?

Trailer Trash Angel Is NOT your AngelBecause you are all so boring, let’s talk about one of My favorite subjects: Me!

Ages ago, Rose tagged Me in a blogging thing. Being the busy brat that I am, I had to put a pin in it — because I was busy putting pins into losers! Anyway, here you go.

1) The saying goes that every bombshell or sex kitten loves animals, has a kitten, pup, or other pet of their own… Have you any pets? If so, tell us about them (and make us coo!) If not, why not?

I have a fabulous huge male Akita named Clem — which is short for Clementine, because that “Oh My darling” song was what I sang to him as a pup. Still do. He doesn’t feel emasculated at all by this. Or anything else I do to him. He’s more masculine than losers can dream of being.

Also, Clem rescued a big old orange cat a few years ago. Clem doesn’t like other dogs or cats much, but he felt sorry for the hurt kitty (who had been shot in the leg with a b-b gun) and so he whined until I rescued him from the bushes, eventually adopting the poor orange fur ball. Technically, the cat is Clem’s; that distinction is important to all three of us. However, I had to call the cat something, so I dubbed him Punk-kin. Because he is a punk. (A rather amusing punk; but a punk nevertheless.) And because I harvested Punk-kin in the fall, making him family (kin). And, yeah, because he is orange.

2) Name one book, one movie, and one TV show that everyone should consume & why.

Book This is way too hard for Me right now… It’s not just that everyone has such different tastes, but I don’t have a favorite book… I tend to read a lot, but save very few books (living in a trailer and all), so I can’t even scan around the room for inspiration… Give Me a specific genre, and that might help. Last thing on My Kindle: Pinkie’s book, which I made a sissy pig read to Me. (I read along to correct the trembling Priss-Ill-Ah as necessary.) I’ve just started the Flowers In The Attic Dollanganger Family Series, which I am liking a lot.

Movie It will probably surprise you, but Elmer Gantry. Living in The Bible Belt, I find this movie a most amusing (yet somewhat maddening) look at “morality” and “sin”. (I’m going to give you a link to Gracie’s thoughts on this film to give you a better idea – and because Gracie is a cool chick.)

TV CSI Miami; it is My preferred go-to intox game. In part because it’s on a lot, but also because of the secret joys… The formulaic stuff is iconic and makes for a great drinking game. Plus there are lots of little twists I put into it for piggies, such as all the shots of women in bikinis — no, I won’t share details unless you’re paying Me to play with you. But it is personalized to program each player-pig.

3) Others will be answering question number two, suggesting books to read, movies and TV shows to watch. Without knowing what their recommendations will be, will you agree right now, sight unseen, to take their advice? Why or why not?

Nope. I’m not a follower. But I’m not opposed to seeing what’s recommended either. I will cruise about & see what there is…

4) When creating your naughty tales, do you prefer to work with real world fantasies, or weave the impossible dream?

I work with real world pigs and losers — and I make them do nearly impossible things in the real world for My amusement. What else are they here for?

5) Name the most recent thing in mainstream media (shows, movies, books, songs, etc.) that turned you on.

The sexy tech porn in CSI episodes. Oh, and this ad.

6) Rank the following from most fabulous to least fabulous: alcohol porn, book porn, food porn, shoe porn.

Alcohol & shoe porn are tied in first.
Then book porn.
Food porn is last on My list. And I’d add a few other things before it, like lingerie porn, home decor objects, etc. (The inside of My trailer is ultra lux!)

7) You are sitting at home but still need a rescue from a general malaise… Fortunately, a magical Saint Bernard appears. What’s in the barrel around his neck?

Money!

And I might just keep the Saint Bernard too. Love big strong dogs! (Of course, Clem would have a vote on that.)

One thought on “you Are A Bore; But What About Me?

  1. Darla

    I’d want the barrel to be full of $100 bills. Otherwise you may have a lot of 1$ bills. At least here they would have to be $5 bills, everything lower is a coin now.

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