Clit-Orations

Buy Me Stuff (I Like Stuff, I Want Stuff)	Buy Me Something Little (But With A Bigger Price Tag!)
Buy Me More Stuff More, More More!	Buy Me Something Tiny & Shiny (And Expensive)

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Ask Men says there are four different types of gold diggers. Which one do you think I am? …Be careful how you answer. If you get the answer right, I might just treat you to something fabulous — time with Me.

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So, you wanna make beautiful music together with Me, hmm?

OK, here’s how you begin:

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Today I’m going to the flea market with My BFF Ashley and a boy toy — you know, some poor grunt who gets to drive us there, buy and carry our purchases, and is otherwise ignored…

Unless We mock him lol

Oh, and he gets the joy of walking behind us too.

If you wish you were there, call My ignore line today and you can experience it for your loser self!

If you don’t call, tribute Me $20 — just cuz I said to.

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My mom always said, “When life hands you dandelions, make dandelion chains.”

Thanks to dutiful gardening piggies, I no longer have dandelions; so I make piggies form daisy chains *eye brow wiggle*

Interested? Let Me tell you about it!

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And you’re not.

But in this heat, I’m too hot.

So buy Me and air conditioner — it’s likely the only way you can make My nipples hard!

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Of course, I’d still like to see the ass-kicking machine in use — one loser receives the punishment while another, awaiting his turn, operates the crank. The rest of you wait on your knees, like good little piggies.

A patent illustration found at Futility Closet.

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snuffle snuffle snuffles
are stockings & shoes piggy’s truffles?

if you love My feet & legs
get on your knees and begs!

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This particular assignment I prefer to you perform for Me on webcam — as in I watch you, but you won’t see Me. Or on the phone. (Contact Me to schedule such a tasking session.) But, from time to time, such supervision isn’t possible. For these times, piggies with the password can perform this task as follows below.

Just think, after weeks of no orgasm, your blue balls are about to be relieved…

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Mesmerizing, isn’t it.

Watch it. Let My perfect ass swing from side to side and hypnotize.

How long can you watch it before you beg Me to allow you to touch yourself? Ten seconds? Thirty seconds? Do you dribble and drain that wee cocklet before you can beg Me even?

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