Spending a lot of time in beauty parlors means I spend too much time reading magazines — even the corny, out-dated (and sometimes dangerous) Cosmopolitan, abandoned on the seat next to me during a two hour color job.

Flippin’ bored I began to flip through pages… And what should my beautiful eyes spy? An article on orgasm denial.

OK, so the folks at & interviewed by Cosmo aren’t going to come right out and say “orgasm denial” — but sure as shootin’ that’s what they are talking about in Taking Your Orgasm to a New Level, by Jennifer Benjamin.

Any Dominatrix, Domme (or Dom) worth the salt in their sweaty subs, well, sweat (and perhaps tears), knows this stuff. But for the rest of you — and for those who think that their kink of orgasm denial means they are damaged goods (or worse), will find the advice from the sexperts both illuminating and comforting.

And that, ladies & grunts, is why it’s called wisdom: wise-dom or wise-domme.

Then again, those of you who do not wish to know how the rabbit, after long delay, delightfully pops forth from the hat, skip the read and just count on us to continue to provide the magic.

All images/scans from Cosmopolitan, June 2009 issue.