Clit-Orations

Delish, right? *wink*

Not sure? Let Me tell you all about it…

Via.

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Is Sixpack Annie your idea of trailer trash?

Well maybe Lindsay Bloom is… But in My world, you’re the bitch in short-shorts and heels.

And you’ll be bringing Me & My boyfriends beers.

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A gift for Mistress Angel. But this gift was too small, so she returned it. Proof that one size doesn’t fit all.

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For the drunk losers — and they know who they are, a reminder of what I do to you: put you in panties and make you party ’til you puke.  Meanwhile, if your ass-pussy gets used and abused by other party guests, so much the better. I love to be entertained by your stupidity.

Image via Midori West.

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I like to dress losers like you up in stockings, garters & panties and have you entertain at My parties; you know that.

And you know the trailer park tradition of making Jack & Coke’s by taking a swig of each, mixing ‘em in your mouth.

But sometimes prissy, sissy losers sissy-out & need a little something to help them make it through the party…

So that’s when they go bottoms up and we give them a little liquid courage.

Of course, the alcohol is just a primer, a base, for the other sorts of liquid courage they’ll have to take. *evil laugh*

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Whether you want it or not. Call Me; I’ll tell you all about it.

Via The Pump & Grind.

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Wear a piggy shower cap.

It probably won’t get you laid; but then you’re a loser and weren’t getting laid anyway.

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Got a fetish for fashion? Be it shoes, lingerie, stockings, skirts — or anything — a team of fashion and fetish experts will tell you what your fetish means about you — and where it will lead you!

Shoes…

Panties…

Business suits and blouses…

Stockings…

Silky slips…

Slutty short skirts…

This special invitation only event is lead by four experts in fashion and fetish, offering everything from fetish fortune telling (where we give personality profiles and predictions based on your individual fashion fetish) to make-overs (both in terms of sissification and how to behave like a proper submissive), as well as other special offers.

Experts include *:

Slip of a Girl: A self-professed “lingerie obsessive with a kinky sensual streak,” Slip’s very popular lingerie blog and personal shopping service have been serving men and women alike for nearly 5 years.

Lusty Librarian Klaudia: Don’t let Klaudia’s own professed shoe fetish make you think her expertise is limited to footwear only — she’s a very educated girl and quite the mistress of kink!

Pinkie: A lifestyle submissive, Pinkie will approach the many pragmatics of fashion and fetish “from the point of view of the fetishized object, so to speak.” She’s also an expert in being a Lipstick Submissive TM.

Not Your Angel aka Trailer Trash Angel: This bewitching brat has been using her good looks and gypsy lineage to dominate, mock, and use men since she’s been of legal age. While in some states that’s just 4 years, this 25 year old brat says, “I may be trailer trash, but I’m pretty damn picky about My sissies!”

* The individual experts involved in your reading are based on your particular interests, style and needs. (Tributes requesting a specific expert listed to be included in your evaluation or reading will be honored.)

This special event is full of PPV buttons, offers, etc. that will not be available to anyone not on this list. So get on the list, boys & girls, because you don’t want to miss a thing!

To get on the list, message Me and beg to be added to the free “Fashion Fetish” list asap.

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Well, actually, it’s more like me dressing you up in your own lust, piggy.

(Man wearing pig nose via Getty Images.)

Get the look with the McPiggly Cop Sunglasses set — it has a pig nose attached to the sunglasses and even has a piggy tail for you to wear.

Or, for you sissies, how about the Miss Piggy set? It includes the long wavy blonde hair, tiara, pig ears, and a pig nose.

Either way, you’ll have the look. …And don’t worry, I’ll help provide the squeals *wink*

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Piggies tend to wander off a lot, it’s true; but occasionally you find a few worthy of making into pets. Sissies, on the other hand, tend to travel around much more. I think it’s because they are always in search of a new make-over, because they are always looking for a new party to be the queen at (they are always second place at my parties, of course), and because they are often let go by Mistresses who can no longer put up with their ineptitude.

With a constant stream of sissies, I do give a lot of make-overs. Whether they want them or not — you wouldn’t believe how badly some of them dress & poorly they groom themselves. Some of them, even with coaching & training, must be let go; they remain too sloppy, in look or behavior, to be around me. But that’s OK, another one will show up in a few minutes. There is no sissy shortage.

Unless you count their genitals.

Thankfully, I do enjoy dressing & styling new sissies.

Recently, while dressing a new sissy maid (Marie), I found her a cute pink wig & pretty flirty skirt (which I always modify so that the back is shorter, the ruffles higher, for greater access and vulnerability).

Usually such small sizing isn’t an issue; many sissies are slim (some could even wear my pants — even though they’ll never “get into them”!). But sometimes, a sissy can’t buy “just anywhere” or might even struggle to find properly fitting attire. (And I am very picky.)

Marie was one of these sissies. She isn’t a big-boned-girl or anything, but the ‘one size fits most’ skirts are not going to work. Then, it’s off to eBay where one can usually find a discreet seller who either has a larger selection, including sizing, or who does custom work (totally worth the price when you are dealing with someone as particular as I am).

However, this can pose problems for sissies. Since many sissies have short attention spans &/or impulse issues, and cannot stand waiting while searching for the perfect skirt, the correct shade of lippie, etc. This is largely how they end up looking so horrid.

Fortunately for them, my sissies have me.

I distract them with other sparkling items while they wait, punish them when they are too impulsive, or otherwise occupy their time (maybe an orifice or two too).

And if they don’t like it, they can move along now… Another sissy will be by in 15 minutes or so.

And I’ll get to name her, and dress her, bend her in strange positions, and loan her out to my brothers — just like I did with Barbie.

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