Clit-Orations

Spending a lot of time in airports means I spend too much time reading magazines — even the corny, out-dated (and sometimes dangerous) Cosmopolitan, abandoned on the seat next to me during a two hour layover.

Flippin’ bored I began to flip through pages… And what should my beautiful eyes spy? An article on orgasm denial.

OK, so the folks at & interviewed by Cosmo aren’t going to come right out and say “orgasm denial” — but sure as shootin’ that’s what they are talking about in Taking Your Orgasm to a New Level, by Jennifer Benjamin.

Any Dominatrix, Domme (or Dom) worth the salt in their sweaty subs, well, sweat (and perhaps tears), knows this stuff. But for the rest of you — and for those who think that their kink of orgasm denial means they are damaged goods (or worse), will find the advice from the sexperts both illuminating and comforting.

And that, ladies & grunts, is why it’s called wisdom: wise-dom or wise-domme.

Then again, those of you who do not wish to know how the rabbit, after long delay, delightfully pops forth from the hat, skip the read and just count on us to continue to provide the magic.

All images/scans from Cosmopolitan, June 2009 issue.

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Yup, those are pantyhose with a string of “pearls” in the crotch. And yup, those pearls get to My pussy before any piggies do — because those pearls are going to do more for Me than any pathetic pig is.

Now all you piggies have to do is tribute Me so I can buy them.  Hey, it’s the only way you’ll even get close to putting anything near My pussy lips…

Do it. Now.

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To live in a house with three Fem Dommes, what would it be like?

Each Mistress would have her own individual rules, expectations, and servicing needs.

For example, Nikki Nines demands a clean house at all times, but Mlle is always making a mess in the kitchen — or having you make one. And Trailer Trash Angel? Forget about clean with that one; her dirty panties, stockings, yoga pants and socks are strewn all about the place.

Mlle requires midnight feedings (of all sorts!), Nikki Nines expects you to be up at the crack of dawn to go down and give her 200 (or more) tongue lashes so she can start her day with multiple orgasms — and that doesn’t count the attentions you’ll need to give her in the shower. And then there’s Trailer Trash Angel who demands that you be at her beck and call when her mood strikes — or she’ll do the striking on your backside (which is probably already tender from having failed someone already that day).

Surely it would be exhausting to be the only servant to carry out all those duties…

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Call and say, “Hi!” Make reservations, if you dare…

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Sir John Suckling wrote that a lover serves for the love of service, nothing more:

After all, the wages will not be high, for [his heart] hath been brought up under Platonics, and knows no other way of being paid for service than by being commanded more; which truth when you doubt, you have but to send to its master and your humble servant

He will follow her will blindly, asking not the reason:

Yet, hearing you have resolved it otherwise for me, my faith shall alter without becoming more learned upon it, or once knowing why it should do so.

Though he is not ashamed to worship her, he knows that he has no more claim to her beauty & favors than any man have to light and beauty, secrecy is essential:

though you have left behind you faces whose beauties might well excuse perjury in others, yet in me they cannot, since to the making that no sin love’s casuists have most rationally resolved that she for whom we forsake ought to be handsomer than the forsaken, which would be here impossible.

…yet since the world is full of profane eyes, the best way, sure, is to keep all mysteries from them, and to let privacy be (what indeed it is) the best part of devotion.

And always, he accepts both his own nature and hers:

And now, since I know your ladyship is too wise to suppose to yourself impossibilities, and therefore cannot think of such a thing as making me absolutely good, it will not be without some impatience that I shall attend to know what sin you will be pleased to assign me

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Mlle showed how men like to relax after a hard day with their Femdoms — but after a hard day of wrangling piggies, I prefer to make them work for My pleasure.

Why should some piggie get his ass-pussy stuffed while My real cunt goes hungry? Why should I put forth any effort on his pathetic ass when there’s Me to be worshiped?

First, tease and torment him, until he’s begging — straining at the end of his leash for the chance to kiss his Mistress’ ass. Then, when he’s out of his mind with desire, make him service Me until I’m exhausted. Maybe his wee willie dribbles and drains; maybe it doesn’t. I don’t care. What’s a piggie’s pleasure worth to Me, anyway? Nothin’.

Pathetic piggies (that haven’t already wanked & drained themeselves) will probably dribble the few drops that their small sock-puppet cocks contain when they look at these photos of Nika Noire using her own submissive piggy:

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After a rough day at the office, he likes to unwind with his beautiful Femdom…

Here, Femdom Penny Flame shows the beauty of a woman taking a strap-on to submissive male ass.

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“In Your Face” is a porn story with a twist:

Two girls used by their boyfriend get revenge, including, at the end, the girls squirting in his face in a direct reversal of the normal porn movie ending.

Catch it, if you think you can handle it, at Cinema Erotique.

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My latest BFF is the Natural Contours LIBERTÉ™ personal massager — it’s such a pleasin’ hot little number — with real horse-power under it’s hood (for my throbbin’ Little Red Pink Riding Hood) that I’ve even taken it out onto the front porch of my trailer to masturbate like a sweaty fiend under the cool night breezes.

So there I was, flushed and sweaty, my cotton nightshirt hiked up ’round my hips, naked from the waist down, panting & cooing my personal pleasure to the piggies who were equally frantic, snorting & panting to their own dirty deeds, in the bushes; my dog howling his forlorn accompaniment on the other side of the screen door.

For one and a half hours.

Now the outdoor marathon masturbation event was not because the damn thing didn’t work — quite the opposite, my dears. If you thought I was frustrated or whatever, then consider these two things you don’t know:

1 I don’t put up with lame crap; I’ll toss a weak-ass vibe quicker than I’ll turn down sock-puppet cock.

2 I am, like most women, multi-orgasmic (and if you don’t think that’s true, you’ve been doing something everything terribly wrong, pig!) and so I’ll let the good times roll for as long as I can.

Now, why is the Natural Contours LIBERTÉ™ (which is cheaper at Amazon) so damn good?

1 Because of it’s shape. It may not look like your usual vibe or dildo — and that’s because it isn’t. Connoisseurs of fine sex toys likely noticed the curved shape — angled for the G-Spot (amazingly accurate, and I have the wet spots from squirting on my porch to prove it). But see that “dip” too? That clever “ergonomic” design element lets you both penetrate and pleasure your magic spot as well as reach your magic button — at the same time!

Daymn.

2 Three fucking speeds — plus, my personal favorite, pulsating buzzes! Because sometimes you want to let it do the work while you play with your own nipples, or just tuck your arms behind your head and ride the waves, baby.

3 It’s made of hard plastic (officially it’s high quality anti-bacterial plastic called ABS); no wimpy sad-sack gel (and it’s cleaning/health issues) wanted to make this pussycat purr

So why wouldn’t I want to spend an hour and a half with such a dear friend?

That’s eight inches of genius fake penis.

PS The massager requires two AA batteries — which are included!

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Breathtaking enough as she is…

Behind the cut Nikki Nines poses with her favorite weapon.

(If these next picks don’t make you drop your pants and give yourself 20, well, that’s just ‘cuz you’re scared shitless.)

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