Clit-Orations

Fellow phone sex operator & shoe nut & fetishist Klaudia and I tag-teamed this little piggy — and you can see, he is a little piggy.

…So little in fact, that thing between his legs might just be a large clit. I call it sock puppet cock.

At least he knows how small his cock is, “so small that even librarians like Klaudia laugh so hard they have to ‘shh’ themselves.”

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snuffle snuffle snuffle
My ass is like your truffle

confess it’s “yes”
and I may lift up My dress

Come on piggy, you lust after your Trailer Trash Angel.

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This particular assignment I prefer to you perform for Me on webcam — as in I watch you, but you won’t see Me. Or on the phone. (Contact Me to schedule such a tasking session.) But, from time to time, such supervision isn’t possible. For these times, piggies with the password can perform this task as follows below.

Just think, after weeks of no orgasm, your blue balls are about to be relieved…

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A gift for Mistress Angel. But this gift was too small, so she returned it. Proof that one size doesn’t fit all.

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One piggy was tasked to write Me poetry — a lot of poetry this past week, including limericks. This was one of My favorites because he unwittingly touched on one of My favorite things, entertaining Myself with piggies in the dirt.

There was a man near DC
Who groveled on his bruised knee
Please let me squirt
Right here in the dirt
And i’ll OINK the praises of thee!

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Mesmerizing, isn’t it.

Watch it. Let My perfect ass swing from side to side and hypnotize.

How long can you watch it before you beg Me to allow you to touch yourself? Ten seconds? Thirty seconds? Do you dribble and drain that wee cocklet before you can beg Me even?

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For the drunk losers — and they know who they are, a reminder of what I do to you: put you in panties and make you party ’til you puke.  Meanwhile, if your ass-pussy gets used and abused by other party guests, so much the better. I love to be entertained by your stupidity.

Image via Midori West.

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Given the limp sock puppets you have as cocks, I’d be more likely to get off on the dicks on these Dicky slippers — Ha! Call Me and listen to Me laugh at you, limp-tiny-dicked loser.

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Go see Me “guest post” over at Storybook Whorehouse. I, of course, look fabulous, even in this old timey image — but what do you think of you? lol

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Like Bailey Knox, I want my fridge stocked with beer. you, pathetic loser, will pay to stock it. Click the pig to put money in my bank account. Now.

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