Posts Tagged ‘beauty’
Two Words: Coochy Creme
Posted by: Mademoiselle Patrice
August 12th, 2009 >> Mademoiselle Patrice, Sissified
Hey girls, and sissies, check out Coochy Creme: The name raises eyebrows but the shaving lotion won’t raise razor bumps.
Pearls Before Swine
Posted by: Trailer Trash Angel Is Not Your Angel
May 7th, 2009 >> Photos, Toys Are Better Than Boys, Trailer Trash Angel Is Not Your Angel
Yup, those are pantyhose with a string of “pearls” in the crotch. And yup, those pearls get to My pussy before any piggies do — because those pearls are going to do more for Me than any pathetic pig is.
Now all you piggies have to do is tribute Me so I can buy them. Hey, it’s the only way you’ll even get close to putting anything near My pussy lips…
Do it. Now.
Bathing Beauty
Posted by: Slip of a Girl
March 4th, 2009 >> Erotica and Porn We Like, Slip of a Girl
I love it when porn looks like a fashion shoot for Vogue.
A common male complaint: “What does she do in the bathroom for so long?” If men but thought of about it for a second, they’d know what we’re doing in there — and why we moms complain that we never have enough “Me Time”.
Even when we aren’t full-on masturbating, we enjoy touching ourselves… It reminds us of delights to have, to share… It keeps us in the mood. So, men, stop asking & start imagining. Your fantasies are likely to be spot-on.
Images from Club Sandy.
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