Clit-Orations

I have to get my buzz on somehow, so you’d better improve your licking or I’ll replace you with a toy.

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Maybe I’m just used to giant dicks. …Obviously not the dicks of callers, but the men in my real life. Anyway, I think her arm looks like a dick.

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I’m both a bitch and trailer trash!

Via PositiveNation.

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So call, try to look up my skirt, or stay hidden in the bushes and peep at me wearing my animal print dress — I know you’re there, so I’ll slowly strip and tease the shit out of you, loser.

Get your kicks in quick, because I’ll be gone for the holiday weekend. And you’ll miss me.

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His name is Stuart, but he’s a submissive piggy boy, so I get to call him what I wish.

Me: I will now call you stew-y d. moore — that’s how you’ll sign all your messages to me, from now on.

stew-y d. moore: Yes, Mistress.

Me: And don’t call me “Mistress” — I am now The Celebutaunt. One part “celebutant“, one part “taunt.”

stew-y d. moore: Yes, Celebutaunt. May i ask you a question?

Me: you may ask; I’m not certain about the answer…

stew-y moore: Why did You name me stew-y d. moore?

Me: Are you questioning The Celebutaunt?

stew-y: No, Celebutaunt. Just wondering.

Me: you are stew-y d. moore because you have a little bit of meat, just like stew, but it’s so small that it must be “dinky,” not Dinty. And no matter what it’s called, I’m not going to eat it.

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Hey, loser, hand your my money over.  …All you’ll be left with is the despair.

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Only when I say I have ashtray feet, I mean real ones; from obliging piggies, like you.

Yes, losers, there’s an ashtray in the photo. I know how easily distracted you are by tits, but jeebus.

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If you’re lucky, that is.

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Have you ever put a blanket over a puppy and watched it blindly thrust it’s tiny head, trying to find a way out of such madness?

That’s how I picture your dick in your pants when you’re looking at pictures of Me — blindly thrusting, hoping for a release from the madness.

Bonus points if I hear those soft pleading whines.

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