Posts Tagged ‘bitch’

You Bore Me

Posted by: Trailer Trash Angel Is Not Your Angel

July 30th, 2010 >> Erotica and Porn We Like, Photos, Toys Are Better Than Boys, Trailer Trash Angel Is Not Your Angel

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I have to get my buzz on somehow, so you’d better improve your licking or I’ll replace you with a toy.

Is It Just Me, Or Does The Arm Look Like A Dick?

Posted by: Trailer Trash Angel Is Not Your Angel

July 27th, 2010 >> Humilation, Photos, Trailer Trash Angel Is Not Your Angel

Maybe I’m just used to giant dicks. …Obviously not the dicks of callers, but the men in my real life. Anyway, I think her arm looks like a dick.

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How Do I Choose?

Posted by: Trailer Trash Angel Is Not Your Angel

July 10th, 2010 >> Trailer Trash Angel Is Not Your Angel

I’m both a bitch and trailer trash!

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Via PositiveNation.

Today’s Honest Truth

Posted by: Trailer Trash Angel Is Not Your Angel

May 27th, 2010 >> Trailer Trash Angel Is Not Your Angel

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You Know You Want Me

Posted by: Trailer Trash Angel Is Not Your Angel

May 26th, 2010 >> Humilation, Photos, Trailer Trash Angel Is Not Your Angel

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So call, try to look up my skirt, or stay hidden in the bushes and peep at me wearing my animal print dress — I know you’re there, so I’ll slowly strip and tease the shit out of you, loser.

Get your kicks in quick, because I’ll be gone for the holiday weekend. And you’ll miss me.

Piggy Tails: What’s In a Name

Posted by: Trailer Trash Angel Is Not Your Angel

May 19th, 2010 >> Humilation, Trailer Trash Angel Is Not Your Angel

His name is Stuart, but he’s a submissive piggy boy, so I get to call him what I wish.

Me: I will now call you stew-y d. moore — that’s how you’ll sign all your messages to me, from now on.

stew-y d. moore: Yes, Mistress.

Me: And don’t call me “Mistress” — I am now The Celebutaunt. One part “celebutant“, one part “taunt.”

stew-y d. moore: Yes, Celebutaunt. May i ask you a question?

Me: you may ask; I’m not certain about the answer…

stew-y moore: Why did You name me stew-y d. moore?

Me: Are you questioning The Celebutaunt?

stew-y: No, Celebutaunt. Just wondering.

Me: you are stew-y d. moore because you have a little bit of meat, just like stew, but it’s so small that it must be “dinky,” not Dinty. And no matter what it’s called, I’m not going to eat it.

Friday Night, Just Got Paid

Posted by: Trailer Trash Angel Is Not Your Angel

May 14th, 2010 >> Duty Roster, Humilation, Photos, Trailer Trash Angel Is Not Your Angel

Hey, loser, hand your my money over.  …All you’ll be left with is the despair.

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Scenes From The Trailer Park

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May 14th, 2010 >> Photos, Trailer Trash Angel Is Not Your Angel

Only when I say I have ashtray feet, I mean real ones; from obliging piggies, like you.

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Yes, losers, there’s an ashtray in the photo. I know how easily distracted you are by tits, but jeebus.

It Begins On Your Wedding Night

Posted by: Trailer Trash Angel Is Not Your Angel

May 12th, 2010 >> Humilation, Photos, Trailer Trash Angel Is Not Your Angel

If you’re lucky, that is.

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Today’s Question Is About My Delight

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October 27th, 2009 >> Trailer Trash Angel Is Not Your Angel

Have you ever put a blanket over a puppy and watched it blindly thrust it’s tiny head, trying to find a way out of such madness?

That’s how I picture your dick in your pants when you’re looking at pictures of Me — blindly thrusting, hoping for a release from the madness.

Bonus points if I hear those soft pleading whines.