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Because You Wank Off A Lot, Loser

I know you use a lot of sex toys — I mean, you dirty little pigs are always trying to pull that tiny tool, whether it’s to make it look bigger (less like a clit and more like a dick) or to spew that thimble-full of cum. And I know how you love to take huge things up your ass too. So why not put that knowledge of masturbators, dildos and other sex toys to good use? Review the sex toys you’ve used and maybe you can win $250 worth of sex toys in this contest. Of course, if you win, you’ll be sending Me the gift certificate. Heaven knows you can’t please Me, so I deserve something that will. Plus, I’m always worthy of gifts.

Confession Contest

Confess the truth and you’ll be entered to win my latest contest!
What can you win?

coming-together-at-lastA digital copy of the first volume of Coming Together: At Last.

Coming Together: At Last is a two volume collection of interracial erotic stories edited by Alessia Brio, with an Introduction by NY Times Bestselling author, L.A. Banks. This copy comes to us courtesy of talented perv author — Jeremy Edwards, whose story, Francine’s Kid, is included in the volume.

Seems fair — dirty secrets for dirty stories, right? *wink*

To enter, see & comply with the details here.