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Today’s Theme Song

Blood Sweat & Tears’ Lucretia Mac Evil

Lucretia Mac Evil, little girl, what’s your game?
Hard luck and trouble, bound to be your claim to fame

Tail shakin’, home breakin,’ truckin’ through town
Each and every country mother’s son hangin’ ’round
Drive a young man insane, Evil, that’s your name

Lucretia Mac Evil, that’s the thing you’re doin’ fine
Back seat Delilah, that’s your sixth big jug of wine, woman

I hear your mother was the talk of the sticks
Nothin’ that your daddy wouldn’t do for kicks
Never done a thing worthwhile, evil woman child

Devil got you, Lucy under lock and key
Ain’t about to set you free
Signed, sealed and witnessed on the day you were born
No use tryin’ to fake him out, no use tryin’ to make him out
Soon he’ll be takin’ out his doom
What you goin’ do, oh Lucretia Mac Evil?

Honey, where have you been all night?
You hairs all messed up baby
An’ the clothes you’re wearin’ just don’t fit you right babe

Big daddy Joe’s payin’ your monthly rent
Tells his wife he can’t imagine where the money went
Dressin’ you up in style, evil woman child

Oh, Lucy you’re just so damn bad

Chug

For the drunk losers — and they know who they are, a reminder of what I do to you: put you in panties and make you party ’til you puke.  Meanwhile, if your ass-pussy gets used and abused by other party guests, so much the better. I love to be entertained by your stupidity.

Image via Midori West.

Have A Drink, It Will Settle Your Nerves, Sissy

I like to dress losers like you up in stockings, garters & panties and have you entertain at My parties; you know that.

And you know the trailer park tradition of making Jack & Coke’s by taking a swig of each, mixing ’em in your mouth.

But sometimes prissy, sissy losers sissy-out & need a little something to help them make it through the party…

So that’s when they go bottoms up and we give them a little liquid courage.

pour-you-a-drink

Of course, the alcohol is just a primer, a base, for the other sorts of liquid courage they’ll have to take. *evil laugh*