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It’s Time For The Great Pumpkining, Charlie Brown

you know what pumpkining is, loser. It’s when sad sacks like you are forced to relieve themselves by carving holes into pumpkins and fucking the hell out of it. ‘Tis the season.

Peter, Peter pumpkin eater,
Had a wife but couldn’t keep her;
So he stuck it in a pumpkin shell
While BBC kept her very well.

As with My other humiliating Halloween challenge, I may just agree to watch you on cam as you stick your dicklet into a pumpkin and pump away — hell, I might just let you come in it too.

fuck-a-pumpkin-pumpkining-losersMaybe.

Maybe not.

Whatever.

you’ll need My chat IDs, of course; and then you’ll need to book your session with Me. Oh, yeah, you’ll need a pumpkin too.

Don’t worry; you won’t need The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. A little one will do for your little pumpkin-pounder sock puppet of a cock.

In fact, you might be better off using just a small gourd. Or maybe even a cherry tomato.

But, if you’re gonna go a pumpkining a lot, get a big one and you can carve a lot of holes in it.

Pair of panties, optional.

Pervy offer valid from now through Thanksgiving.

 

 

Humiliating Halloween Challenge

It’s not that I want to see you at Halloween — or any other time, really. I mean you are such a loseras if! But sometimes I take pity on very insignificant pigs and will watch them on cam. There, little losers perform to amuse Me, the Queen Of Mean. This year, to keep things more interesting for Me — and befitting your status as a lowly servant — I command you to get not one, but two Dobby the House Elf masks. One for your ugly face & another to hide that sad little sock puppet cock of yours.

ugly dobby servant mask

I’m sure a child’s mask will do. But you may just impress Me if you find an even smaller one to put on that wee willie! I mean, there are options, like taking the head off a Dobby figure and placing it over that button-cock of yours. Look, this one even has a sock! And a diary, symbolic of your loser confessions.

Dobby the House Elf Poseable Action Figure with Diary and Sock

Hey, it’s also poseable! So get two of those; I have other bad ideas…

If you think that Malfoy was cruel and sadistic to poor little Dobby, well, you just haven’t met Me yet. I assure you, I’m far worse. I can make a loser pig cry on cam in less than 10 minutes. …And yet, they beg for more!

Don’t miss out; book your humiliating session now.

PS If you’re too frightened to appear before Me on cam, you can still participate by sending Me photo confessions of your hidden Halloween Dobby-dick. ..Who knows, I might just post them here for all to see?