Clit-Orations

Ask Men says there are four different types of gold diggers. Which one do you think I am? …Be careful how you answer. If you get the answer right, I might just treat you to something fabulous — time with Me.

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For men who claim to be submissive: You can’t lead and have things your way and still pretend you are being submissive and serving her. Use your common sense, it’s in the other head.

For women in general: Don’t think being a Domme is about wearing a lot of black with a corset and a whip and chains. It’s not. Being a Domme is about making choices, it’s about taking control and making the relationship work for you. You take charge of the sex, how and when it happens. You can take it further and take charge of the entire relationship, outside of the bedroom as well. Or not. I wish more women understood what being a Domme really is versus the stereotypes. However, men don’t seem to really get it either.

From Being A Domme Alone.

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I know you want to buy Me this little piggy ring.

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Today I’m going to the flea market with My BFF Ashley and a boy toy — you know, some poor grunt who gets to drive us there, buy and carry our purchases, and is otherwise ignored…

Unless We mock him lol

Oh, and he gets the joy of walking behind us too.

If you wish you were there, call My ignore line today and you can experience it for your loser self!

If you don’t call, tribute Me $20 — just cuz I said to.

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And you’re not.

But in this heat, I’m too hot.

So buy Me and air conditioner — it’s likely the only way you can make My nipples hard!

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At least you are.

By EastMonkey.

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snuffle snuffle snuffles
are stockings & shoes piggy’s truffles?

if you love My feet & legs
get on your knees and begs!

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I know you use a lot of sex toys — I mean, you dirty little pigs are always trying to pull that tiny tool, whether it’s to make it look bigger (less like a clit and more like a dick) or to spew that thimble-full of cum. And I know how you love to take huge things up your ass too. So why not put that knowledge of masturbators, dildos and other sex toys to good use? Review the sex toys you’ve used and maybe you can win $250 worth of sex toys in this contest. Of course, if you win, you’ll be sending Me the gift certificate. Heaven knows you can’t please Me, so I deserve something that will. Plus, I’m always worthy of gifts.

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I make piggies buy panties. Not only for Me, but for themselves.

They always think they’re so smart, knowing what I’ll make them do with them. They think I’ll make them wear them. Well I do do that — but I do much more than that.

Like what, you ask?

Well, I’m not going to tell you that — not for free anyway.

I may be trailer trash, but you’re the one who gets used, not Me.

So if you want to know the twisted things I make you and other piggies do with panties, you’ll have to call or message Me. Can you manage that, loser?

Image via.

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Is Sixpack Annie your idea of trailer trash?

Well maybe Lindsay Bloom is… But in My world, you’re the bitch in short-shorts and heels.

And you’ll be bringing Me & My boyfriends beers.

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