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The Life Of A Gypsy FinDom In One Song Chorus

you may try to scorn Me, but you can’t hide your desire…

Gypsies, tramps and thieves
We’d hear it from the people of the town
They’d call us gypsies, tramps and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down

Today’s Theme Song

Blood Sweat & Tears’ Lucretia Mac Evil

Lucretia Mac Evil, little girl, what’s your game?
Hard luck and trouble, bound to be your claim to fame

Tail shakin’, home breakin,’ truckin’ through town
Each and every country mother’s son hangin’ ’round
Drive a young man insane, Evil, that’s your name

Lucretia Mac Evil, that’s the thing you’re doin’ fine
Back seat Delilah, that’s your sixth big jug of wine, woman

I hear your mother was the talk of the sticks
Nothin’ that your daddy wouldn’t do for kicks
Never done a thing worthwhile, evil woman child

Devil got you, Lucy under lock and key
Ain’t about to set you free
Signed, sealed and witnessed on the day you were born
No use tryin’ to fake him out, no use tryin’ to make him out
Soon he’ll be takin’ out his doom
What you goin’ do, oh Lucretia Mac Evil?

Honey, where have you been all night?
You hairs all messed up baby
An’ the clothes you’re wearin’ just don’t fit you right babe

Big daddy Joe’s payin’ your monthly rent
Tells his wife he can’t imagine where the money went
Dressin’ you up in style, evil woman child

Oh, Lucy you’re just so damn bad

Beat It Creep!

Finally found the perfect crop top tee that I need a crate of! It’s Valfre’s “Beat It Creep” tee.

beat it creep tiny tee

Of course, the saying is credited to Traci Lords as Wanda Woodward in Cry Baby; but throughout history beauties like Me have been saying it — forever and ever — out of necessity, because of losers like you.

Speaking of losers like you…

Go now and pay for a bunch of these tops for Me. Since they are $48 a pop, hand over $500 here.

Oh, and just to be clear — the “beat it” does not mean what you think it does. As always, you aren’t allowed to touch yourself without My permission.

Photo here is of Kali Uchis wearing the cruel crop top in her video Loner. (In which she sings about not wanting to be all the things you are to Me!)