Clit-Orations

“My, what a big sleeping mask You have,” said the little pig.

“The better to ignore you with,” I replied.

Sexy red satin with black ruffle trim blindfold available here. Now gift Me one, little pig.

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My attentions are piggy’s truffles

from your wallet I lift bills
and I suck all your will
your ass I will drill

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For men who claim to be submissive: You can’t lead and have things your way and still pretend you are being submissive and serving her. Use your common sense, it’s in the other head.

For women in general: Don’t think being a Domme is about wearing a lot of black with a corset and a whip and chains. It’s not. Being a Domme is about making choices, it’s about taking control and making the relationship work for you. You take charge of the sex, how and when it happens. You can take it further and take charge of the entire relationship, outside of the bedroom as well. Or not. I wish more women understood what being a Domme really is versus the stereotypes. However, men don’t seem to really get it either.

From Being A Domme Alone.

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Today I’m going to the flea market with My BFF Ashley and a boy toy — you know, some poor grunt who gets to drive us there, buy and carry our purchases, and is otherwise ignored…

Unless We mock him lol

Oh, and he gets the joy of walking behind us too.

If you wish you were there, call My ignore line today and you can experience it for your loser self!

If you don’t call, tribute Me $20 — just cuz I said to.

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My mom always said, “When life hands you dandelions, make dandelion chains.”

Thanks to dutiful gardening piggies, I no longer have dandelions; so I make piggies form daisy chains *eye brow wiggle*

Interested? Let Me tell you about it!

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At least you are.

By EastMonkey.

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snuffle snuffle snuffles
My toes are like truffles

confess they are sweet
and piggy may get a treat

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Fellow phone sex operator & shoe nut & fetishist Klaudia and I tag-teamed this little piggy — and you can see, he is a little piggy.

…So little in fact, that thing between his legs might just be a large clit. I call it sock puppet cock.

At least he knows how small his cock is, “so small that even librarians like Klaudia laugh so hard they have to ‘shh’ themselves.”

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snuffle snuffle snuffle
My ass is like your truffle

confess it’s “yes”
and I may lift up My dress

Come on piggy, you lust after your Trailer Trash Angel.

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This particular assignment I prefer to you perform for Me on webcam — as in I watch you, but you won’t see Me. Or on the phone. (Contact Me to schedule such a tasking session.) But, from time to time, such supervision isn’t possible. For these times, piggies with the password can perform this task as follows below.

Just think, after weeks of no orgasm, your blue balls are about to be relieved…

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