One of My favorite times of year is Fall as that’s when football season starts. And, naturally, football always reminds Me of one of My favorite comics or cartoons: Peanuts.

Ha! Stupid, old, bald, Charlie Brown — he literally fell for it every single time!
Why?
Because he loved the abuse.
Just like you love mine.
I’ve always been a fan of Lucy van Pelt. She didn’t suffer losers, but rather made them amuse Her. Such a smart girl!
We can celebrate the season, loser head-case, with our own grown-up role play version of playing doctor. Step up to My own psychiatric booth and I’ll give you some good old-fashioned honest advice!

I’ll be Lucy van Pelt and you can make your loser sexual confession at My psychiatric booth — for a fee, of course!
Go ahead, confess.
I promise I won’t use it against you. Heh Heh Heh.

Oh, gosh, did I move that football again?!
It’s your fault, loser, for falling for such a sweet set-up time after time after time…