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Go Ahead, Trust Me! Heh Heh Heh

One of My favorite times of year is Fall as that’s when football season starts. And, naturally, football always reminds Me of one of My favorite comics or cartoons: Peanuts.

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Ha! Stupid, old, bald, Charlie Brown — he literally fell for it every single time!

Why?

Because he loved the abuse.

Just like you love mine.

I’ve always been a fan of Lucy van Pelt. She didn’t suffer losers, but rather made them amuse Her. Such a smart girl!

We can celebrate the season, loser head-case, with our own grown-up role play version of playing doctor. Step up to My own psychiatric booth and I’ll give you some good old-fashioned honest advice!

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I’ll be Lucy van Pelt and you can make your loser sexual confession at My psychiatric booth — for a fee, of course!

Go ahead, confess.

I promise I won’t use it against you. Heh Heh Heh.

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Oh, gosh, did I move that football again?!

It’s your fault, loser, for falling for such a sweet set-up time after time after time…

A Humiliating Little Piggy Tail, Nursery Rhyme Style

“My, what a big sleeping mask You have,” said the little pig.

“The better to ignore you with,” I replied.

Sexy red satin with black ruffle trim blindfold available here. Now gift Me one, little pig.