Clit-Orations

Got a fetish for fashion? Be it shoes, lingerie, stockings, skirts — or anything — a team of fashion and fetish experts will tell you what your fetish means about you — and where it will lead you!

Shoes…

Panties…

Business suits and blouses…

Stockings…

Silky slips…

Slutty short skirts…

This special invitation only event is lead by four experts in fashion and fetish, offering everything from fetish fortune telling (where we give personality profiles and predictions based on your individual fashion fetish) to make-overs (both in terms of sissification and how to behave like a proper submissive), as well as other special offers.

Experts include *:

Slip of a Girl: A self-professed “lingerie obsessive with a kinky sensual streak,” Slip’s very popular lingerie blog and personal shopping service have been serving men and women alike for nearly 5 years.

Lusty Librarian Klaudia: Don’t let Klaudia’s own professed shoe fetish make you think her expertise is limited to footwear only — she’s a very educated girl and quite the mistress of kink!

Pinkie: A lifestyle submissive, Pinkie will approach the many pragmatics of fashion and fetish “from the point of view of the fetishized object, so to speak.” She’s also an expert in being a Lipstick Submissive TM.

Not Your Angel aka Trailer Trash Angel: This bewitching brat has been using her good looks and gypsy lineage to dominate, mock, and use men since she’s been of legal age. While in some states that’s just 4 years, this 25 year old brat says, “I may be trailer trash, but I’m pretty damn picky about My sissies!”

* The individual experts involved in your reading are based on your particular interests, style and needs. (Tributes requesting a specific expert listed to be included in your evaluation or reading will be honored.)

This special event is full of PPV buttons, offers, etc. that will not be available to anyone not on this list. So get on the list, boys & girls, because you don’t want to miss a thing!

To get on the list, message Me and beg to be added to the free “Fashion Fetish” list asap.

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Sex won’t be replaced by robots. No matter what anyone else thinks, I agree.

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Just a snippet from Mistress Magick’s brilliant post, Pseudo-Subs: Fantasy Wankers:

Top sign that you might be a Fantasy Wanker:

Do you keep changing the conversation or redirecting it back to your own desires/fantasies?

Real Submissives focus on their Mistress’ desires, revealing theirs as she is interested in hearing them. It is her job to weave them into their play in ways that they can both enjoy.

Fantasy Wankers focus on their own desires, but think that their dreams should automatically be a “service” to a Mistress, because it is in their fantasy. In reality, She may have not interest in that activity whatsoever. These are often the guys who should go to Pros, in that they are expecting a service: to have their fantasy acted out exactly as they desire.

Many Fetishes can fall into this category, in that they need their fetish to be done in an exact way in order for them to enjoy it. Even though they may be very sincere, they aren’t actually submissives, because they aren’t submitting to the desires and service of their Dom/mes.

This gets a hearty, “Amen!” from myself, and, I daresay, the rest of the dominant females here at Clit Orations. But that’s not the only reason I share it.

Lately, I’ve been getting a lot of questions along the lines of, “How do I get my wife to dominate me?” Or, more accurately, they whine, “You’d think they’d want to boss me around and make me do stuff…”

But you see, that’s the problem; many of you male subs — especially those whining thus — are not really dreaming of doing her bidding. You are dreaming that she’ll do your bidding, bossing you around just the way you want it.

In BDSM circles, this is called “topping from the bottom” — and it’s an exhaustive subject, both in terms of the vast material and conversations going on about it and the dull, annoying repetitive energy a professional Domme like myself must put into it.

As Mistress Magick points out, this wishing vs. reality can be a chronic problem for any fetishist. One one hand, there are (usually quite) specific requirements to your kink and you dream of having them met; on the other, this rigidity can spoil things when the fantasy is taken out of your head and into real life. And when you try to take this sex fantasy into your vanilla partnership, the rigidity only adds performance anxiety to the other pressures and concerns.

As Mistress Magick also states, this is one of the reasons many male submissives seek the professional paid services of a Femdom — for the chance to live out their fantasies. But…

Not every professional Femdom, Dominatrix, etc. will provide that service. Or, if they are willing to deliver your fantasies and not expect you to submit to their whims, they may not be willing to provide the specific submissive fantasy delights you dream of.

After all, not all subs &/or sissies are alike, so why would Femme Dommes be?

It’s best to ask some questions, shop around even. And you must also be open to listening to what the professional has to say; if she’s truly a professional, she knows what she’s doing.

For those of you who have “played” with other Mistresses, professional or not, please kindly remember that trying to recreate those experiences with another partner is not likely to succeed.

I don’t think there is a woman (or man) anywhere who enjoys being compared to another and found wanting. So if & when you decide to take your submissive sex fantasies to your wife or real life lover, kindly remember your place as well as hers — and give her the chance to lead.

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So call, try to look up my skirt, or stay hidden in the bushes and peep at me wearing my animal print dress — I know you’re there, so I’ll slowly strip and tease the shit out of you, loser.

Get your kicks in quick, because I’ll be gone for the holiday weekend. And you’ll miss me.

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Because this trailer trash girl loves her cliterature, I’ve been reading fellow NiteFlirt Klaudia’s Pump & Grind Newsletter. When I read the following, I asked if I could share it here with members — and Klaudia agreed:

Being a sexy librarian, I’ve done some research on the appeal of high heeled shoes — specifically, those heels which are eight inches or taller.

My knowledge base includes more than my anecdotal evidence — while rather vast in experience, it certainly isn’t in grand enough numbers to be empirical! *wink* But I have hard science to back it up…

Members can read the Cherry-Picked Post (and you can join here to get the password); otherwise, you can subscribe to the sexy librarian’s shoe fetish newsletter here.

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Just a little note about the situation at NiteFlirt…

Yes, the “upgrades” and “platform changes” are taking longer than NF has anticipated; yes, it there are problems and frustrations for all. This is why your little piece of trailer trash is being kinder than usual *wink*

NiteFlirt is slowly getting back online and on the phone lines — they are not going away, and I am still here to torture, tease & please you. I’m hoping this message can help us with that.

Currently, NF is on a beta or testing site. The URLs have changed, including PPV games. Currently, you can find my listings here: http://beta.niteflirt.com/users/Not%20Your%20Angel

Looking at that URL, you might see the differences:

- there’s a “beta.” before the main site name

- there’s a “/user/” between the site name and the flirt’s name/ID

So you might — might — be able to find your other flirts that way.

Given the technological bumps — that disconnected calls (or those unable to be continued without the usual 1 minute warnings and options to add funds to your account) can disturb otherwise smooth sailing self-flailing — and the increased number of messages I’m receiving to help y’all, I suggest we restrict our play to PPV games and messages for the time being. (Don’t whine; it’s your number one favorite pastime!)

Should you have any problems with messaging me via NiteFlirt, I suggest you let me know by posting a comment at my blog, Clit-Orations, where a copy of this message is also posted.

I hope this helps you — because with all this tension, I sure could use a little extra release, how ’bout you?

Get ready to squeal, piglet!
Trailer Trash Angel (Not Your Angel)

PS While I work at NiteFlirt, I am not an employee of NiteFlirt and as such, I may not be able to address your concerns and issues — however, you don’t come to me for technological issues, do you? You come to me for a different sort of servicing, don’t you? So let’s see how we can get back to that, shall we?

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Call and say, “Hi!” Make reservations, if you dare…

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Every now and then I wake up in the middle of the night, panting and gasping, drenched in sweat — and something even stickier between my thighs…

I’ve been dreaming of servicing an entire pirate ship of men, but where do I get my own pleasures? Listen to find out…

And discover what you can learn about sex from the pirates in my dreams.

A pirate gang-bang of male submission & humiliation.

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I love it when porn looks like a fashion shoot for Vogue.

A common male complaint: “What does she do in the bathroom for so long?” If men but thought of about it for a second, they’d know what we’re doing in there — and why we moms complain that we never have enough “Me Time”.

Even when we aren’t full-on masturbating, we enjoy touching ourselves… It reminds us of delights to have, to share… It keeps us in the mood. So, men, stop asking & start imagining. Your fantasies are likely to be spot-on.

Images from Club Sandy.

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