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At Twitter, aagblog tweets:

Confession: When BDSM bloggers refer to masters as Him I think they’re referring to God.Which is kinda weird when the post is about fisting.

I don’t think that’s weird at all; don’t you think of Me as your God (or Goddess), no matter what I have you do or do to you?

Isn’t that part of the whole thing?

Oh, don’t forget to follow Me at Twitter; you follow Me everywhere else. *wink*

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Hey girls, and sissies, check out Coochy Creme: The name raises eyebrows but the shaving lotion won’t raise razor bumps.

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Sure, you know how to buy us gifts — but do you know how to properly present them? Try wrapping them in this.

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Spending a lot of time in airports means I spend too much time reading magazines — even the corny, out-dated (and sometimes dangerous) Cosmopolitan, abandoned on the seat next to me during a two hour layover.

Flippin’ bored I began to flip through pages… And what should my beautiful eyes spy? An article on orgasm denial.

OK, so the folks at & interviewed by Cosmo aren’t going to come right out and say “orgasm denial” — but sure as shootin’ that’s what they are talking about in Taking Your Orgasm to a New Level, by Jennifer Benjamin.

Any Dominatrix, Domme (or Dom) worth the salt in their sweaty subs, well, sweat (and perhaps tears), knows this stuff. But for the rest of you — and for those who think that their kink of orgasm denial means they are damaged goods (or worse), will find the advice from the sexperts both illuminating and comforting.

And that, ladies & grunts, is why it’s called wisdom: wise-dom or wise-domme.

Then again, those of you who do not wish to know how the rabbit, after long delay, delightfully pops forth from the hat, skip the read and just count on us to continue to provide the magic.

All images/scans from Cosmopolitan, June 2009 issue.

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