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November Femdom Fun: Giving Thanks

Proper piggies know their place and are thankful for it!

thankful for my mistress

she's the reason i exist

Show your appreciation for Me this Thanksgiving holiday. …Worshiping is it’s own reward.

Step 1: Get the tee — and personalize it with your pet name &/or “Mistress Angel.” (If you need ideas, grovel & ask!)

Step 2: Take two photos of yourself wearing it — one front, one back.

Step 3: Send the photos to Me, with a Tribute, of course. (If you don’t have My email, etc., get it here. Or message Me at NF.)

Step 4: Await My approval.

Humiliating Halloween Challenge

It’s not that I want to see you at Halloween — or any other time, really. I mean you are such a loseras if! But sometimes I take pity on very insignificant pigs and will watch them on cam. There, little losers perform to amuse Me, the Queen Of Mean. This year, to keep things more interesting for Me — and befitting your status as a lowly servant — I command you to get not one, but two Dobby the House Elf masks. One for your ugly face & another to hide that sad little sock puppet cock of yours.

ugly dobby servant mask

I’m sure a child’s mask will do. But you may just impress Me if you find an even smaller one to put on that wee willie! I mean, there are options, like taking the head off a Dobby figure and placing it over that button-cock of yours. Look, this one even has a sock! And a diary, symbolic of your loser confessions.

Dobby the House Elf Poseable Action Figure with Diary and Sock

Hey, it’s also poseable! So get two of those; I have other bad ideas…

If you think that Malfoy was cruel and sadistic to poor little Dobby, well, you just haven’t met Me yet. I assure you, I’m far worse. I can make a loser pig cry on cam in less than 10 minutes. …And yet, they beg for more!

Don’t miss out; book your humiliating session now.

PS If you’re too frightened to appear before Me on cam, you can still participate by sending Me photo confessions of your hidden Halloween Dobby-dick. ..Who knows, I might just post them here for all to see?

Beat It Creep!

Finally found the perfect crop top tee that I need a crate of! It’s Valfre’s “Beat It Creep” tee.

beat it creep tiny tee

Of course, the saying is credited to Traci Lords as Wanda Woodward in Cry Baby; but throughout history beauties like Me have been saying it — forever and ever — out of necessity, because of losers like you.

Speaking of losers like you…

Go now and pay for a bunch of these tops for Me. Since they are $48 a pop, hand over $500 here.

Oh, and just to be clear — the “beat it” does not mean what you think it does. As always, you aren’t allowed to touch yourself without My permission.

Photo here is of Kali Uchis wearing the cruel crop top in her video Loner. (In which she sings about not wanting to be all the things you are to Me!)

Holi-Daze Ass-ignments

Can’t find the time to schedule a call this holiday season? I have plenty of rein-dear games we can play…

Are you a boy, who dreams of Me and My panties? Click this button to start the games:

Or a gurl, who dreams of their own panties? Click here to begin play:

Ah, look how nice I am to you! It must be the spirit of the season filling Me up! (Well, something has to — it’s not you lol)

Help For Sloppy Sissies

If there’s one thing I cannot stand — and let’s face it, there are a lot of things I cannot tolerate, it’s a sloppy sissy. Sissies, while obviously not on the same level of My beauty, ought to at least try. (Try something besides my patience.) If you sissies can’t get your make-up right, try using Xotic Eye Kits for makeup even you can’t screw up.

I Have So Many Charms

So many, in fact, that I’ve decided each loser attracted to them should help build My charm bracelet. As usual, I am specific in My wishes: I want a bracelet with nothing but Juicy Couture “When Pigs Fly” charms.

juicy-couture-when-pigs-fly-charm

How do I tell one piggy from another?

First of all, do I even need to? Such unremarkable losers, who really cares!

But if I did need to know for some reason, I just crack them open and read the loser’s name inside each little piggy locket. It’s the same way I do it in real life — only then the identification lies in their ass-pussies ;)