Clit-Orations

Fellow phone sex operator & shoe nut & fetishist Klaudia and I tag-teamed this little piggy — and you can see, he is a little piggy.

…So little in fact, that thing between his legs might just be a large clit. I call it sock puppet cock.

At least he knows how small his cock is, “so small that even librarians like Klaudia laugh so hard they have to ‘shh’ themselves.”

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This particular assignment I prefer to you perform for Me on webcam — as in I watch you, but you won’t see Me. Or on the phone. (Contact Me to schedule such a tasking session.) But, from time to time, such supervision isn’t possible. For these times, piggies with the password can perform this task as follows below.

Just think, after weeks of no orgasm, your blue balls are about to be relieved…

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A gift for Mistress Angel. But this gift was too small, so she returned it. Proof that one size doesn’t fit all.

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His name is Stuart, but he’s a submissive piggy boy, so I get to call him what I wish.

Me: I will now call you stew-y d. moore — that’s how you’ll sign all your messages to me, from now on.

stew-y d. moore: Yes, Mistress.

Me: And don’t call me “Mistress” — I am now The Celebutaunt. One part “celebutant“, one part “taunt.”

stew-y d. moore: Yes, Celebutaunt. May i ask you a question?

Me: you may ask; I’m not certain about the answer…

stew-y moore: Why did You name me stew-y d. moore?

Me: Are you questioning The Celebutaunt?

stew-y: No, Celebutaunt. Just wondering.

Me: you are stew-y d. moore because you have a little bit of meat, just like stew, but it’s so small that it must be “dinky,” not Dinty. And no matter what it’s called, I’m not going to eat it.

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I’d rather have a banana in my pussy — here’s photo proof.

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