Clit-Orations

I know you want to buy Me this little piggy ring.

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Today I’m going to the flea market with My BFF Ashley and a boy toy — you know, some poor grunt who gets to drive us there, buy and carry our purchases, and is otherwise ignored…

Unless We mock him lol

Oh, and he gets the joy of walking behind us too.

If you wish you were there, call My ignore line today and you can experience it for your loser self!

If you don’t call, tribute Me $20 — just cuz I said to.

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My mom always said, “When life hands you dandelions, make dandelion chains.”

Thanks to dutiful gardening piggies, I no longer have dandelions; so I make piggies form daisy chains *eye brow wiggle*

Interested? Let Me tell you about it!

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And you’re not.

But in this heat, I’m too hot.

So buy Me and air conditioner — it’s likely the only way you can make My nipples hard!

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At least you are.

By EastMonkey.

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Is Sixpack Annie your idea of trailer trash?

Well maybe Lindsay Bloom is… But in My world, you’re the bitch in short-shorts and heels.

And you’ll be bringing Me & My boyfriends beers.

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snuffle snuffle snuffles
My toes are like truffles

confess they are sweet
and piggy may get a treat

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Fellow phone sex operator & shoe nut & fetishist Klaudia and I tag-teamed this little piggy — and you can see, he is a little piggy.

…So little in fact, that thing between his legs might just be a large clit. I call it sock puppet cock.

At least he knows how small his cock is, “so small that even librarians like Klaudia laugh so hard they have to ‘shh’ themselves.”

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snuffle snuffle snuffle
My ass is like your truffle

confess it’s “yes”
and I may lift up My dress

Come on piggy, you lust after your Trailer Trash Angel.

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This particular assignment I prefer to you perform for Me on webcam — as in I watch you, but you won’t see Me. Or on the phone. (Contact Me to schedule such a tasking session.) But, from time to time, such supervision isn’t possible. For these times, piggies with the password can perform this task as follows below.

Just think, after weeks of no orgasm, your blue balls are about to be relieved…

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